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Stealer Elf

Stealer ElfYou know this guy. He’s part of the secret underground network of baddies that comes into your house and steals stuff. Like socks. But not the whole pair. Just one.

You would think this guy and his “kind” would only have one foot since they don’t need but the one sock. They just sit back in the shadows and laugh at us while they enjoy a different sock on each of their teensy tootsies.

“Honey, have you seen that (insert item name here)?” Of course she hasn’t. It’s been abducted by this guy. Or, at least, one of his pals.

What a jerk. I think this one’s name is Sal. He looks like a Sal. Shady and half stupid.

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