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Señor Itchy

October 21st, 2010 No comments

Señor TwitchyWatch out! He’s got an itchy trigger finger.

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Pointy McPointerson

October 20th, 2010 No comments

Yep. Pointy.

Pointy McPointerson

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Monseigneur Monster

October 19th, 2010 1 comment

Check out this guy. He’s fuzzy.

Monseigneur Monster

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Rock on Rockstar!

October 18th, 2010 No comments

It just occurred to me that I favor the term “rock on”. Since I’ve titled a couple of posts with it. Weird since I don’t really say that. I don’t think anyway.

Whatever. I know right? Enjoy this picture.

Rock on Rockstar!

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Rock on Marshmallow Man!

September 10th, 2010 No comments

Me: Hey there Mr Marshmallow Man. How’s things?

MM: Just rockin, man.

Me: Oh I see. The usual. Whatcha rockin to these days?

MM: Right now it’s a little of The Prisoner by Iron Freakin Maiden.

Me: Nice dude. Well, I guess I’d expect nothing less from a guy like you. Keep rockin it for all us sinners.

MM: \m/

Me: \m/

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Skully McSkullface

March 21st, 2010 No comments

Is it a skull or a Mickey Mouse glove? Hmmm. I don’t know.

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Stealer Elf

February 3rd, 2010 No comments

Stealer ElfYou know this guy. He’s part of the secret underground network of baddies that comes into your house and steals stuff. Like socks. But not the whole pair. Just one.

You would think this guy and his “kind” would only have one foot since they don’t need but the one sock. They just sit back in the shadows and laugh at us while they enjoy a different sock on each of their teensy tootsies.

“Honey, have you seen that (insert item name here)?” Of course she hasn’t. It’s been abducted by this guy. Or, at least, one of his pals.

What a jerk. I think this one’s name is Sal. He looks like a Sal. Shady and half stupid.

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Beware the Noodle Monster

February 1st, 2010 No comments

Beware the Noodle MonsterYou all know this li’l stinker. It never fails when you’re eating a bowl of noodles with chopsticks and you try for a small bite and you just keep pulling and pulling, but you’re not quite adept enough to recalibrate your grip and so you just keep pulling and try to stuff it all in your mouth and then you look like an idiot with half a bowl of noodles bridging the gap between your face and the bowl as you sling sauce all over your new shirt.

Whew! Just writing about it makes me winded.

Just you try to avoid the Noodle Monster. I dare you. I say there’s no Pho King Way you can survive.

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Mo Sketches. Mo Problems.

December 19th, 2009 No comments

We had a marathon meeting this afternoon. Fortunately for me all the tables were covered in paper. Drawing ensued and lives were saved.

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Monday Morning Sketch

December 14th, 2009 1 comment

Hello everybody. Here’s a quick Monday morning sketch for ya. I haven’t posted anything for a while because I’ve been slowly working on a drawing. Not a sketch necessarily. Hence the long delay.

Ok. Ok. So I take a long time anyway. I know what you’re thinking. “Pft. You haven’t really kept a good track record of timliness as it is. Jerk.”

Well. I work for a living. Enjoy this and come back later on the off chance that there’s a new pic.

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